Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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