i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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