There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
