that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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