Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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