ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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