Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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