Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
