I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
