its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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