I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I want her autograph on my taint
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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