If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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