I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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