I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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