Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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