Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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