yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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