Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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