next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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