i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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