When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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