I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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