theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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