You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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