Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
