I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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