i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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