now i know why i became what i already was.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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