I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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