I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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