i don't like sucking hair
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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