If that was your dad, he is hot
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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