Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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