i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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