dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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