Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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