This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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