you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You took a bar mat shot.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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