I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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