guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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