yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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