So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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