FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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