so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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