i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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