yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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