Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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