we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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