Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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