people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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