how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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