My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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