It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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