Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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