I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
ok first of all what the fuck
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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