she was so not down for the gang bang
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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