Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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